The Three Little Goats and the Big Bad Wolf with Hay Fever

Once upon a time, there were three little goats: (why always piglets?)

- Gert the Goat – smart, reads encyclopedias.

- Gina the Goat – creative, builds everything with glitter and glue.

- Gust the Goat – lazy, professional grass taster.

They each decided to build their own little house because they had heard there was a big bad wolf on the loose with a very bad reputation on TripGoatAdvisor.

Gust built his house out of hay.
"Why make it difficult when you can make it edible?" he said.

The wolf came:

"Little goat, little goat, let me in!"
Gust:

"No! Or wait... do you have any cheese?"
The wolf hissed. The house blew away. Gust ate the rest and ran to Gert.

Gina built a trendy wooden house with a balcony and a smoothie bar.

The wolf came again.

"Little goat, little goat, let me in!"
Gina:

"Only if you're vegan!"
The wolf hissed, the balcony blew away, the smoothie bar exploded, and Gina ran screaming to Gert.

Gert built a house out of brick, concrete, Wi-Fi boosters, and a laser goat fence.

The wolf tried to hiss…

He got hay fever, sneezed himself backward, and had to ask for a tissue.

The wolf tried to climb down the chimney, but Gert had a large kettle of… boiling goat herb tea.

The wolf jumped out, shouted:

"I'm going vegan!"
And fled to a tofu farm.

Moral of the story

- Don't build your house out of food.

- Goats are smarter than piglets (goats think so).

- And wolves have allergies.