- Gert the Goat – smart, reads encyclopedias.
- Gina the Goat – creative, builds everything with glitter and glue.
- Gust the Goat – lazy, professional grass taster.
They each decided to build their own little house because they had heard there was a big bad wolf on the loose with a very bad reputation on TripGoatAdvisor.
Gust built his house out of hay.
"Why make it difficult when you can make it edible?" he said.
The wolf came:
"Little goat, little goat, let me in!"
Gust:
"No! Or wait... do you have any cheese?"
The wolf hissed. The house blew away. Gust ate the rest and ran to Gert.
Gina built a trendy wooden house with a balcony and a smoothie bar.
The wolf came again.
"Little goat, little goat, let me in!"
Gina:
"Only if you're vegan!"
The wolf hissed, the balcony blew away, the smoothie bar exploded, and Gina ran screaming to Gert.
Gert built a house out of brick, concrete, Wi-Fi boosters, and a laser goat fence.
The wolf tried to hiss…
He got hay fever, sneezed himself backward, and had to ask for a tissue.
The wolf tried to climb down the chimney, but Gert had a large kettle of… boiling goat herb tea.
The wolf jumped out, shouted:
"I'm going vegan!"
And fled to a tofu farm.
Moral of the story
- Don't build your house out of food.
- Goats are smarter than piglets (goats think so).
- And wolves have allergies.